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To Brighten Your Day … December 19, 2009

Filed under: jacki and jaimeson — saralain @ 12:00 pm
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Just because its cold and dreary outside does not give you a excuse to have a bad day.  To lighten up the air, here are some jokes… 

A little girl at a wedding asked, “Mommy, why do brides always wear white?” The mom replied, “Because they’re happy, dear.”

Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, “Mommy, if brides wear white because they’re happy, then why do men wear black?”

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A young couple were married and then embarked on their honeymoon.  When they returned, the bride ran to the phone and called her mother, who asked, “How was your honeymoon, dear?” “Oh, mama!” she replied, “The honeymoon was so wonderful and romantic…” But then, suddenly she burst out crying and said “but, mama, as soon as we returned home, he started using the most horrible language… things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home. Please mama!”

“Darling, darling,” her mother said, “calm down and tell me, what words could be so awful?” And, the daughter cried “please don’t make me tell you, mama! I’m so embarrassed – they’re just too awful! Just come and get me, please!”

“Oh, darling, you must tell me what has you so upset… tell me these horrible 4-letter words!” Still sobbing, the bride said, “Oh, mama… words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK…!”

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Amanda is very excited about her upcoming wedding, but she is a little bit nervous about tension between her parents, who have just gone through a nasty divorce. She goes shopping with her mother and they pick out the perfect MOB dress. But Amanda is horrified to learn that her father’s new 25-year-old wife will be wearing the same dress. She asked her step-mother to exchange the dress, but she refused. “No way! I look like a million bucks in that dress!” When Amanda told her mother of the problem, she very graciously offered to get a different dress. “After all, it is your special day.” When they went shopping for the new dress, Amanda asked her mother why she hadn’t brought the first one back to exchange. “After all, you don’t really have any occasion to wear it for.” “Don’t be silly, honey,” said her mother. “I’ll just wear it to the rehearsal dinner!”

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Jokes from:http://www.countryweddings.com/humor/index.shtml,http://www.aisledash.com/2008/06/01/favorite-wedding-one-liners-and-jokes/

 

Enjoy this day!

Celebrate laughter….

sara lain for

 

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